Howard Stern Shows Apocalyptic Existence.

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About Post Howard Apocalypse

Will Benjy Attempt a go at the Throne?

The thought of Benjy taking up Howards reign brings shivers to my spine and shock waves of deep black depression through my soul.  If Benjy in any way attempts by any means through shtick or otherwise associate and attempt a run at the throne, he should immediately be bear tranquilized, placed in a straight jacket, and put in an institution for the next 5 to 10 years. 

Who Will Take Howards Place?

I do not know. And for the meantime, no one knows. That is the scary part. A world without the wit, humor, sarcasm, soul transparency, and unparalleled talent of interviewing guests, that is Howard Stern the icon, (not the person, out of respect for Mr. Sterns personal life), is a World that will be missing something very big. And I do not think the World is ready for such a gigantic blow to the artistic aura that the Stern Show projects day in and day out. Someone MUST come up, take the reigns, either by luck, talent, or shear Will.  "The only thing that gives orders in this World is balls"--Al Pacino as Character Scarface in the film Scarface 1993 (c).

How Will the World React?

Another unknown.  Stern Fans cannot be called a group because they share no other characteristics apart from the fact that they are Stern fans.  Stern fans are a rabble, society, corporation, scatterbums, senior executives, doctors, lawyers (scum), teachers, prostitutes, sex addicts, functional and dysfunctional drug addicts, Catholics, Jewish, Muslims, Hindu, those guys that believe in Buddah, slant eyes, wide eyed, crossed eyed, brown eyed (69!) blue eyed, green eyed, hazel eyed, every type of individual is included in the Stern nation, some can say it with pride, Many are forbidden to say  or they will be killed on the spot. So, the reaction of not Having a Live Howard Stern show is impossible to predict, and I believe the World is unprepared for such an event. It might not happen the same second of his departure from Sirius, but as it sinks in, the daily toil of millions if not billions of working women and men without the fresh humanly humorous antidotes of the Stern show, what may happen is anyone's guess. Will this be what is being referred to as the Zombie apocalypse? Millions of people who have been programmed for 30 years day in and day out to tune out life and immerse in Howards Universe will suddenly have to fill that huge gaping void. (69!)(Gaping!)(Mung) 


RONNIE "MUND" MUND - FOREVER 69!

Ronny Mund Will Get Your naturally feminine juices cleaning with perfect beautiful box of love.

Ronny Mund will happily drive you around New York with his eyes barely seeing over the dashboard. He has memorized All New York Streets and Ronny Mund can get Howard Stern shows guests with his eyes closed.  Ronnie Munds eyes are usually closed during the taping of the Howard Stern shows, and they keep slightly open while driven the 2 ton personalized limo, with no backseat heaters.  Ahhh Ronnie, his mustache and eyeglasses will stay with us forever, much like the genital warts he gave half the interns and strippers at Scores. 

Ronnie Munds Makes Appearances Thanks to no one,

Ronnie Mund is the self made man. He created his mini empire from the start as a hired limo driver with PlayBoy  mud flaps. The Howard Stern shows had absolutely nothing to do with his stardom and hosting at Strip Clubs and other Performances.  Lets all hope Ronnie Mund is still around once this clocks stops ticking, so maybe he'll realize, it was the Howard Stern Shows that have him everything he has and will ever have or be. 69! "Listen closely, that's my dad putting it into a fucking hot ass milf"

Fans of the Ronnie Mund

Your personalized downloads tribute to Ronnie Mund and his sex advice will be placed here and on future Ronnie Mund pages.  He, the character, or real, I don't know, will also live on forever through this site, Ronnie Mund, we salute you, with two DD's bouncy blondes with their boxes completely shaven, Singing the National Anthem.  ohhhh yeah  69! and live long, live free. 

CURRENT AND UPCOMING SHOWS RONNIE MUND SHOWS

FANS OF THE MUND WILL BE NOTIFIED ON EXCLUSIVELY ON THIS SITE WHEN THE MUND WILL PEROFRM, HOST, OR MAKE A PROFESSIONAL APPEARANCE. 

SHARE MY BIG SHAFT WITH MY LADIES PETITE CUPCAKE

Yeah, one simple trick is to take a vanilla cupcake made of yellow cake and white frosting. You take 3 of those cupcakes and you put 2 of them on each of your girls hard nipples, and 1 on her human cumcake and just go to town and those cupcakes taking two large bites and making them disappear, and then getting to the good part, with the frosting on all the right places and crevices, you lick every crevice clean of any of the white frosting,  Your lady will love it and scream out for more cupcakes.  As soon as you realize it, you'll find your house full of vanilla cupcakes. 

ASK QUESTIONS IN YOUR DOWNLOADS AND OUR STAFF WILL DO OUR BEST TO ANSWER THEM.

Customers have questions,WE have answers. And if we don't we will get them. This is Ronnie Munds (The Munds) beta page. It will grow and grow and grow as long as Stern fans keep contributing and respecting the work of Howard Stern. (I mean, who the fuck wakes up at 3 a/m? when it's 0 degress outside and you have $500M sitting in the Bank and a warm Beth in your big soft warm bed? Lets give some gratitude for a dude that does has that will to live and produce.  Give me $5M and I'm retiring and waking up at noon everyday, in Florida, or any other warm healthy place. 

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Apocalyptic Physicist (Anonymous)

This rendering of a gaping black hole sucking up everything around it like a 1994 Uma Thurman is an artistic rendition of what the Stern Show is. It's a black all being, continuously growing and evolving until it becomes too big for this Reality.  At that point, the End Point 12/31/2019; 23:59pm International Time, the Black mass filled with countless body fluids, smiles, laughs, will implode.

Mike Hellton -- Beverly Hills, California

World's gonna suck for awhile. There will be a huge gap to fill.  And even though the Stern Show is still going to air re-runs (shows from the past), it's still not going to be the same. So innovation from all over the World must come out in ropes. (Yeah! Ropes! 69!)

Anonymous

The Howard Stern Shows is by far the greatest show in the history of American entertainment.  And by the numbers, the Howard Stern shows is the greatest entertainment show in the history of the known universe. Jesus might have been bigger if he had his own sirius xm channels.